okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
I thought you were lying so I called on skype and it is.
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
a reminder you shouldn’t feel guilty or sorry leaving a room abruptly or canceling plans without explanation if you feel like it is compromising your safety/security/physical and mental well-being